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reptile-talk:

fuckyeavaranus:

Goniurosaurus orientalis (Japanese Cave Gecko)

I’ve really gotten a fondness for cave geckos lately.

second one’s got some mad modelling skills,jeez

(via koryos)

#gecko

bolto:

my fav shit is like *asmr voice* hello………you’re here for your…..appointment….? okay………………..we’re just gonna………….massage your face…………with this………….all natural sponge………………………

could i get your details? for this routine appointment? uh huh? ok thats been ten minutes of me asking weird shit, im going to point out your skin colour is purple and your hair is green instead of keeping it neutral. i hope you dont mind if i breathe into your ear while i cut your hair, i do this for every customer„

imo, the beauty and hair care stuff is usually ok, but that might be ‘cause I get less relaxed off the voices and more from the accompanying sounds( 3d hair shampoos yoooooo)

but man the medical roleplay stuff gets awkward as heck

#it's odd t hear someone who's clearly not gone through medical school try and speak all doctor-y? #and then sound way too affectionate? #not gonna get to sleep #if i feel compelled to crit. how my pretend-therapistseems to have gotten her degree from the university of therapist cliches

besturlonhere:

nu-nebula:

My Winter home 

you live in the skyrim alchemy shack?
neotenomie:

teeveedinner:

brookecondom:

taylordswift:

Katy Perry called y’all rats

Leak this racist’s address

ouch, i think i just strained my eye balls from rolling them so hard.but in all seriousness, this fucking shits me because i can totally imagine katy perry and her creative team looking up blogs and like ‘omg cool we are soooo inspired now, letsss useee thissss’ instead of actually contacting, hiring and paying the people who are essentially doing the actual creative work for them.

pretty sure “kind of random, actually these transvestite girls” is gonna be one of those sentence fragments that rolls around in my head for a while

neotenomie:

teeveedinner:

brookecondom:

taylordswift:

Katy Perry called y’all rats

Leak this racist’s address

ouch, i think i just strained my eye balls from rolling them so hard.

but in all seriousness, this fucking shits me because i can totally imagine katy perry and her creative team looking up blogs and like ‘omg cool we are soooo inspired now, letsss useee thissss’ instead of actually contacting, hiring and paying the people who are essentially doing the actual creative work for them.

pretty sure “kind of random, actually these transvestite girls” is gonna be one of those sentence fragments that rolls around in my head for a while

(via porpentine)

#katy perry #she sounds like she's terribly out of touch with the hip kids #and doesn't know it? #also #yeah gross everything

demacia:

curseofthefanartlords:

Barracuda? No, BARAcuda. *flexes muscles and swims away*

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(via batreaux)

#baracuda

The Quinnception Master Post!

factualwiley:

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DID SOMEBODY SAY ZOE QUINN DRAMA?!

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actualwiley is a pos (sorry dude) and don’t support anti-sjw shit in general 

but everything about this drama in particular rubs me the wrong way so 

#discussion #drama #zoe quinn

GOP attempting to fix up its branding?  With stock images of POC and subtle racism at the same time, woooo.  Also, soft pastel shades and babies, I guess.

I thought the one trying to make fracking seem similar to windpower was especially pretty devious.

These were the worst ones (imo) of a full set I ran across, linked in an album here.

#GOP #republican party #republicans #lol #poc #us politics #fracking #israel #marketing #branding #thanks obama #obama

thebluelip-blondie:

ras-al-ghul-is-dead:

A silent protest in Love Park, downtown Philadelphia orchestrated by performance artists protesting the murder of Michael Brown in Ferguson. The onslaught of passerby’s  wanting to take photos with the statue exemplifies the disconnect in American society.  Simply frame out the dead body, and it doesn’t exist.  

Here are some observations by one of the artists involved in the event:

I don’t know who any of these folks are.

They were tourists I presume.

But I heard most of what everything they said. A few lines in particular stood out. There’s one guy not featured in the photos. His friends were trying to get him to join the picture but he couldn’t take his eyes off the body.

"Something about this doesn’t feel right. I’m going to sit this one out, guys." "Com’on man… he’s already dead."

(Laughs.)

There were a billion little quips I heard today. Some broke my heart. Some restored my faith in humanity. There was an older white couple who wanted to take a picture under the statue.

The older gentleman: “Why do they have to always have to shove their politics down our throats.” Older woman: “They’re black kids, honey. They don’t have anything better to do.”

One woman even stepped over the body to get her picture. But as luck would have it the wind blew the caution tape and it got tangle around her foot. She had to stop and take the tape off. She still took her photo.

There was a guy who yelled at us… “We need more dead like them. Yay for the white man!”

"One young guy just cried and then gave me a hug and said ‘thank you. It’s nice to know SOMEBODY sees me.’

I’m just gonna keep reblogging this because this is truly how white America works. Like people have their weddings on plantations, Blackface was and still is a major source of entertainment and the biggest movie of all time was Gone With the Wind. White America will kill Black people and then smile and laugh and enjoy their day it sickens me that we’re treated this way.

this seems like a really brilliant concept. props to the folks who thought this up and to the performance artists.

folks looking back and talking about their trip and the photos taken will probably think on what they had to do in order to get their happy smiling photographs, how uncomfortable they were in the moment (at least the folks that were uncomfortable at all)

(via atnervesend)

#ferguson #protest #the best

spacetwinks:

halo masterchief turned to cortana. “cortana,” he said, “search spacenet for ‘hella boobs’.”

"masterchief, you are looking at boobs. i was designed with the express purpose of being a hologram with boobs, looking naked and everything while people also use me as some kinda super computer. that’s pretty fucked up but here i am"

"cortana i want to look at more boobs. search boobs," replied masterchief grimly, thinking back on the war

(via catbountry)

#textpost #silly

ocset:

Little Red Riding Hood

ocset:

Little Red Riding Hood

(via catbountry)

#art

catbountry:

kahtiihma:

cisphobequeen:

sublimesublemon:

medimeedes:

SO you guys are telling me

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In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its a thing an actual thing it happens its normal….

wtf is wrong with you

dude that’s nothing

you have to see them in motion

tbh that set is in bad condition

this one functions much better, and you even get a better song

wait other countries don’t have these things? They’re creepy as shit hahaha

God bless America.

(via numboars)

#silly

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

(via cespur)

#silly